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Technology is a friend of mine who often betrays me.
Because of our trust issues, this page is old school, like the 8 hole pencil sharpener you’d spin before exiting every classroom.
ANYWAY, email me with whatever you need at—
(And especially if you can answer why there were 8 different sized holes to each pencil sharpener when only the same standard size #2 pencil could be found around any public school…)